Elon sells 10,000+ oversized butane lighters

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 01/29/2018 at 15:36 • Filed to: None

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Who is buying these? Just Model 3 reservation holders who want to say they have something made by Musk in their garage in 2018?

AestheticsInMotion > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 01/29/2018 at 15:48

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People who think a flamethrower sounds like fun, but are unaware of how easy it is to make their own.

For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 01/29/2018 at 15:50

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what is wrong with that map

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > For Sweden 01/29/2018 at 15:51

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In Elon’s mind, nothing.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > AestheticsInMotion 01/29/2018 at 15:54

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Can of axe, lighter. Done.

Total cost: $5.99

My bird IS the word > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 01/29/2018 at 15:55

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I can’t wait until tesla goes bankrupt and people stop worshiping this asshole

Spanfeller is a twat > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 01/29/2018 at 15:57

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Mars after being terraformed

HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 01/29/2018 at 15:58

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you know that friend you had in high school? the one who was always buying some impulsive junk because they thought owning it would bring them happiness before moving onto the next thing they thought would bring them happiness? I guess there are at least 10,000 of those.

AestheticsInMotion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/29/2018 at 15:59

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Exactly. Chances are you’ve got what you need for one sitting at home.

But can’t blame the dude for selling these. 1,000,000x cooler than the random branded crap other companies sell at enormous markups. May be weak, but it’s still a freakin’ flamethrower, with a pretty cool body

Ash78, voting early and often > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 01/29/2018 at 16:00

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Just proves what we knew all along:

Elon Musk is Hank Scorpio.

Frenchlicker > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 01/29/2018 at 16:01

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I like the packaging but not for an overpriced torch with a tiny tank. I can buy a real gun that’s actually useful for that price.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 01/29/2018 at 16:04

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To be used exactly once and then tossed on top of the heap with the rest.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Spanfeller is a twat 01/29/2018 at 16:05

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Exactly...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > My bird IS the word 01/29/2018 at 16:09

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Seems like they’re running out of time, but his devotees’ enthusiasm seems to have to bounds, or timetable.

Everyone gets tired of waiting eventually.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 01/29/2018 at 16:12

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Pangaea?

AM3R, lost another burner > My bird IS the word 01/29/2018 at 16:40

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What’s with the musk hate?

My bird IS the word > AM3R, lost another burner 01/29/2018 at 16:47

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I go to business school. He does everything except marketing wrong. Bit of jealousy, sure. His business practices (and this stupid stuff like flamethrowers and putting a colony on mars) drive me up the wall.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/29/2018 at 17:05

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That’s about the only good use for Axe.

/hot take

Textured Soy Protein > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 01/29/2018 at 17:15

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Hopefully not too many tiki torch wypipo.

user314 > Ash78, voting early and often 01/29/2018 at 17:28

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I’d say more Cave Johnson , but yeah.

user314 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 01/29/2018 at 17:30

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Elon knows where the real money is.

My bird IS the word > Frenchlicker 01/29/2018 at 17:32

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I bought my shotgun for 300$, I could buy dragon’s breath to go in it and be ahead 150$

Frenchlicker > My bird IS the word 01/29/2018 at 19:23

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You can get an even cheaper shotgun if that’s what you want to use it for and have $200-$250 left after the novelty wears off. Then you still have a useful instrument.